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Country: United States
State: Texas
Metro: Houston
Birthday: 8/25/1991
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Interests: oh, my... this could definitely take a while... ahem... octopi, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, tim burton, m. night shyamalan (is that how you spell it?), blue man group, wasting time, writing, reading, and the list goes on... and on... and on... and on...
Expertise: spelling (well, most of the time), wasting time, octopi, wasting time, not being able to sleep, well, you get the picture.


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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

oh no!

i forgot this thing existed for the third time.

it seems almost absurd that i used to spend so much time on here, nestling comfortably into other people's business for an hour or so, and/or conjuring up some drama of my own.

checking over my posts should i violate my "no capital letters" avant-garde approach to irreverency.

however, i am starting to think that perhaps it's time for this to die, as all fond memories must.

good-bye, high-school chapter of my life.

i send you off as melodramatically as i welcomed you.

ne'ermore, but with much love,

-|odd|


Tuesday, July 22, 2008

i look like a complete wanker when i...

1) wander around the house, squatting then standing every two steps, on some crazy notion that it's good for me...

2) stumble aroung the house with virtually no control over my legs, which are weak from activity number one...

3) try to shelve books in the children's section at the library while holding the back of my pants up and/or the back of my shirt down...

4) try to scare off bratty kids from the y that are making fun of my *ahem* coworker (who also happens to be just a bit bratty, for the record) by using my completely ineffective stern (creepy?) death glare (mild stinkeye topped with a hint of lightly raised eyebrows, soaked in a broth of clue-and-help-lessness. serves 8. not a good source of self-assuredness.)...

5) sit around the house watching the television all day, even though the cable company has really hit bottom this summer, because there's really just not much on that's any good (unless you're easy to please, unlike me, clearly)...

6) do just about anything, really...

six-plus reasons to use british slang in the post title.

thank heaven for the american dream-- otherwise i'd be the only wanker in this freakin' country.

you love me.

 

-|odd|


Thursday, July 03, 2008

what, seriously?

three copies my mother has made of the new band schedule. as if she's afraid she'll lose one, after she's thrust one in an uninterested friend's face, and only has one left, and someone mugs her one day, asking for a copy--because her life depends on it. and then where would we be, without a schedule?

she's been talking like getting a new band director means the end of life as we know it. and yeah, it kind of is. but how much worse can it honestly be?

i guess we'll find out august 4th august 4th august 4th.

(three times, cuz there's three schedules.)


Wednesday, June 25, 2008

the strangers

let me explain briefly:

i have not seen the strangers

however

there is an interesting story that follows, involving someone apparently named dewey.

so i've been waking up at around 2 pm, lately

at which time during the day i see no point in getting dressed or making my bed, as, after a short while, i would need to undo both of these things anyway.

as this is the case, i haven't gotten out of my pajamas for two days straight.

this suits me just fine, and, as my mom doesn't seem to care (actually, it seems that she envies my unyielding commitment to slobbery), i hadn't expected anything bad to come of it.

and yet, as life goes, i was sadly mistaken.

sitting here at the computer, looking like a mess and enjoying every minute of it, and suddenly, two youngish men walk up the sidewalk and ring the doorbell. i let my father answer, and, thinking they were door-to-door fundraisers for little league or something, i thought nothing of it.

until, of course, my father actually lets them in, saying to my mom, who is in the kitchen, "look who it is, it's dewey!"

this, followed by a warm welcome by both of my parents, spelled trouble for me...

i darted to the bathroom to get my bathrobe, hoping no one would see me, but.

dewey's son did, in fact, see me, and i was mortified, and i got my bathrobe and went back to the computer and-oh lord!

they're talking about me!

me, wearing pajamas with large-ish holes in them!

me, cowering in front of the computer!

me, hoping my bathrobe will protect me from embarassment!

 

perhaps i'm being a bit melodramatic.

oh-- thank god, they're leaving now.

leaving--very slowly.

and my parents aren't helping them out very quickly.

i feel kind of bad...

i'm being very rude, i'm not even talking to them.

oh well

they're gone now

and the next time i see them, i'm at least fairly certain i'll be wearing something other than my pajamas.

hopefully

lesson #1 of today

get dressed.

-|odd|


Saturday, June 07, 2008

working hard or hardly working?

personally, hardly working.

however, i still have no intentions of procrastinating on disgusting summer homework like i've done since i can't even remember when...

nevertheless, i will procrastinate. a lot.

just not to the point of... death?

sounds reasonable, i suppose.

there's a bit of an art to reasonable procrastination...

after all, there's a fine line between slacking and normal ap student life...

slacking implies not doing the work.

ap implies trying to mooch it off of someone higher up the food chain than you during band camp.

i like to think i walk the line, but the truth is, i lean towards slacker more than anything.

ah well.

it is summer, and it is the time to eat, drink, and be merry... and half-comatose by the end of it all.

carpe diem, my friends.

-|odd|



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